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Artist: Team StarKid
Canonical path: /team-starkid/me-and-my-dick
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Me And My Dick
Read Me And My Dick lyrics by Team StarKid on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Me And My Dick
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Joey:
I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you
You're all I want, you're all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle 'till we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My dick!
Dick: (joey:)
I like being with you
(I like being with you)
And you like being with me
(You like being with me)
Both:
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... Hey!
It's me and my dick!
Joey: (dick:)
We'll stick together
(We'll stick together)
Fight through thick and thin
(Fight through thick and thin)
Both:
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win
Joey: (dick:)
Any girl that's out there
(Any girl that's out there)
Any girl at all
(Any girl at all)
Both:
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!
Dick:
(Spoken) hey! Watch out with that joke. It's an antique!
Both:
People say, how do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them... Hey!
It's me and my dick!
Joey: (dick:)
Yeah, there she is
(Oh, I see her)
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants
(Yeah, keep going!)
And we're doing a sexy-time dance!
She's running her hands
Down my underpants
Both:
Buddy this is our chance!
Sally:
(Spoken) joey!
Both:
People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... Hey!
Joey: (dick:)
It's me and my dick
(I like being with you)
It's me and my dick
(We'll stick together)
It's me and my dick
Dick:
(Spoken) hey, man...
Both:
It's me and my dick!
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