Deadpool Rap

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast

Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass

Got blades for days, got guns galore

Got combo moves, evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades

Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face

Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts

Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on

Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn

Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop

What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop

But all these bitches are primadonas

I stuff my face with Chimichangas

Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose

Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

(Deadpool)

Sexy motherfucka (Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

Captain Deadpool (nah, just Deadpool)

Merc with a mouth, I can't die

One foot in the grave

But I'm still alive

Try to kill me, I'll just revive

Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes

I'm dangerous, feeling reckless

Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace

Jump clip and leave ‘em headless

I like my guns all big like Texas

Hey goons, thugs and bosses

Guess what? I brought Colossus!

Time's up, better count your losses

Kickin' that ass, as my girlfriend watches

Run away, you know that I'll chase

Every bad guy, put them right in their place

Revenge, im gonna give you a taste

I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face

I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives

(Deadpool)

Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos

(Deadpool)

Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut

(Deadpool)

‘Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain

Ha! Kickin' ass and taking names

Payback time, I'm not playing games

These superpowers, are feeling strange

I move like a freakin' ninja

Hand to hand, you know I'll lead ya

Got two swords now I'll avenge ya

I don't care if I offend ya

Listen up, I got something to say

That's right, I run my mouth all day

Step up, take a blood bath

Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh

Ha ha ha

Where ya gonna go to?

Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you

Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you

I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate, because it's cool

Wanna fall off a ledge (Deadpool)

The crazy ass guards, all lookin' to duel

So click click BOOM! (Deadpool)

I don't believe in the Golden Rule

I came to get laid (Deadpool)

Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucka

(Sexy motherfucka)

(Deadpool)