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Artist: Tech N9ne
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News With Mark Alford 3 (Skit)
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News With Mark Alford 3 (Skit)
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[Mark alford]
Ever since the meteor strike earlier this week, the burgundy mister fog has been spreading throughout the metro. Iince then, there had been numerous reports of strange, but positive, side effects. including a dramatic decrease in crime.
Kansas city police are stunned. Shis week, they have responded to zero emergency calls. kansas city school officials are also reporting some dramatic changes since the burgundy skies overtook the city. student attendance and test scores are both up significantly.
School administrators as well as the police chiefs say if this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies, then they certainly hope the burgundy mist will keep spreading for the good of man-kind.
They say their hope is that this, cold harsh earth, will eventually become a better place for us all to live.
I'm mark alford, goodnight.
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