Blitz (Blank Space Parody)

Getting bored, of Walls 2

I should find a new minigame

October 2013, saw the game and I thought

Oh my God, the fuck is this

So many, op kits

But I guess I’ll play a game

Horse tamers, every game

Dominating winter all day long

Everybody's kits the same

Because it is so damn strong

But hey, I can survive

I get better ping here, than to the Hive

Teams and hackers, everywhere

But nobody plays blitz to be fair

So I’ll keep on playing

And get horsetamer 6

My horse is fast but stupid

And I will call it Brick

Toxicologist gets added

With a level 5 stone sword

Keep going with a single dream that

One day I’ll be leaderboards

Gonna join another map

But I know it’s all in vain

Trying to earn some coins

But it’s not worth the pain

Got a long list of level 7s

No high level kits I've gained

Keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch

But that's just the game

Hypixel, gets a new host

I will miss you 30 ping

Now it’s on, the east coast

But now I only want one thing

To get, the YouTube rank

What the fuck it’s 30k subs

And I join the Elite team

Screaming, crying, horse users

As we nerf their kit to bits

Don’t worry, toxic’s next

We’ll completely revamp blitz

Make it, a whole new game

While I try, and rise to fame

I’ll make for, myself a name

When I'm done here this game will never be the same

So I release my first montage

Become a rising star

People blame my hit detection

Because of my 5 bar

But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10

People blame thorns constantly but

I still make one again

I name it Unexpected

Later I release Life

My personal favorite

Flawlesses left and right

But Blitz has some new problems

And this one’s pretty dumb

Only one map ever fills up

Why is it Caelum?

Remove Caelum and replace it with v2

But it’s still half the things people queue

So many teams the forums explode

So we release an update: Team mode

That was my last move

And I leave the Elite Team

People ask me why but

I must follow my dreams

So I guess that marks the end of

My whole 9 month regime

But I'm telling you the game is

Better off than it seems

So that was Blitz

It’s been over a year

Nowadays there’s nothing

But lots of diamond gear

There’s five scouts in each round

It’s getting quite insane

I keep getting janitored but

That’s just the game