When I'm Grandmaster

When i'm grandmaster, i will play faster

They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash

But now i'm just plat. and now i'm just plat

And now i'm just plat. oooh oh!

Placed into bronze. it was so wrong

No games i won. so i made songs

But i stayed calm, and before long

I will be strong, just like jaedong

Now i'm in platinum, and i go at them

Hoping for that one (promotion!)

Learn from these streams. watch gomtv

Nada, mc. i wish i was korean

(so we're laddering) just to compete

(and it's saddening) when we "gg"

So we patiently play, and tune in to day

We'll make it some way, but for now we say!

When i'm grandmaster, i will play faster

They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash

But now i'm just plat. and now i'm just plat

And now i'm just plat. oooh oh!

So many thors. right at my door.

Pulled scvs, it's a repair galore

I heard them say...toss is the way

Toss is the answer. that's what they say

Look at these cheaters. combat and deezer

I'd rather 6 pool...like actionjesus

They should promote us. plat, bronze and gold suck

I know we'll be pro just if someone would coach us

(but we're laddering) just to compete

(and it's saddening) when we "gg"

So we patiently play, and tune in to day

We'll make it some way, but for now we say!

When i'm grandmaster, i will play faster

They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash

But now i'm just plat. and now i'm just plat

And now i'm just plat. oooh oh!

Give me free wins. just retire

Take your cheesing back to aiur

Build more bases. take the map, bro

Use control groups, learn to macro

In your natural. lings are dancing

As you lose your whole expansion

Don't throw tantrums...just get practice

And remember...speshul taktics!

Staying forever nub!

It's okay if you play like a scrub

Let's rejoice in this beautiful game

Cuz regardless at the end of the day

We all say

When i'm grandmaster, i will play faster

They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash

But now i'm just plat. and now i'm just plat

And now i'm just plat. oooh oh!

When i'm grandmaster, and i play faster

And i defeat you, don't you go getting all mad

Or blame it on lag. just wave your flag

And wave your flag, gg!!

When i'm grandmaster

When i'm grandmaster

And i defeat you

Don't you go getting all mad

Don't you go getting all mad

Don't even blame it on lag...lag...lag

Don't you go blame it on lag