Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

[Beelzeboss]

I am complete

[Tenacious D]

Fuck!

[Beelzeboss]

Yes you are fucked

Shit out of luck

Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine

And you're first in line

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die

[Tenacious D]

Wait wait waait you mother-fucker

We challenge you to a rock off

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelzeboss]

Fuck, fuck

Fuck, the demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms?

What's the catch

[Tenacious D]

If we win

You must take your sorry ass back to hell

And also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelzeboss]

And what if I win?

[Tenacious D]

Then you can take kage back to hell

What!?

Trust me kage it's the only way

What you're talkin about?

To be your little bitch

[Beelzeboss]

Fine

Let the rock off begin, hahaha

I'm the Devil

I love Metal

Check this riff

It's fuckin' tasty

I'm the Devil I can do what I want

Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

I cannot wait to take k.g. Back to hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!

I'll make him squeal like the Scarlet Pimpernel

[Tenacious D]

No

C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!

(K.G) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice

(J.B.) Listen to me

(K.G) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

(J.B.) God dammit k.g

He gonna make you his sex slave

Your gonna gargle mayonnaise

(K.G) No

(J.B) Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam

(K.G) Dude

(K.G) We've been through so much shit

(J.B.) De-activated lasers with my dick

(Both) Now it's time to blow this fucker down

(J.B.) C'mon k.g. Now it's time to blow doors down

(K.G) I hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down

(J.B.) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown

(K.G) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town

(Both) Now we've got to blow this fucker down

(K.G) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

(J.B.) C'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down

(K.G) Oooh pile drive yeah, it's time for a smackdown

(J.B.) Hey, Antichrist, Beelzeboss

We know your weakness our rocket-sauce

We, Rock the Casbah, and blow your mind

We will defeat you, for all mankind

You hold the Sceptor

We hold the key

You are the devil

We are the D

(Both) we are the D

[Beelzeboss]

You guys are fuckin lame, come on, kag,e you're comin' with me

Taste my lightning fuckers!

[Tenacious D]

(J.B.) No!

[Beelzeboss]

Oh, fuck!

My fuckin horn!

Oh, no!

[Tenacious D]

(J.B.) From whence you came, you shall remain

Until you are complete again

[Beelzeboss]

No!

Fuck you, K.G., and fuck you, J.B

I'll get you, Tenacious D