Jesus Ranch
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Jesus Ranch
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It was a big day
On Jesus Ranch
Jesus Ranch
He was harvesting a big tomato
It was in the sand.. All right!
I'm taking a walk in the woods
It's nice outside!
Smells of shit
Lugga Gwing ligga gigga gugga gwing-oh god!
I came upon a silver, striped mushroom
And I fly!
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch
Jesus Ranch!
Jesus.. I fell in love with a baked potato
That's when I started to dance.. Yeah!
In France
I'm taking a walk in the woods
Fuck yeah!
It's nice, very very nice
Smells of shit
Lugga Gwing ligga gigga gugga gwing-oh god!
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom
And I fly
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