Kickapoo

A long ass fucking time ago

In a town called Kickapoo

There lived a humble family

Religious through and through

But, yeah, there was a black sheep

And he knew just what to do

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line

A vision he did see of fuck rocking all the time

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave

Then I sliced his fucking cockles, with a long and shiny blade

Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie sing fuck loo

And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too

Gotta get it on in the party zone

I gots to shoot a load in the party zone

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone

Ounch

You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?

Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell

Rock and Roll is the devil's work, he wants you to rebel

You become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings

Your heart will lose direction and chaos he will bring

You better shut your mouth better watch your tone

You're grounded for a week with no telephone

Don't let me hear you cry don't let me hear you moan

You gotta praise the lord when you're in my home

Dio can you hear me?

I am lost and so alone

I'm asking for your guidance

Woud you come down from your throne?

I need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock

My father thinks you're evil but man, he can suck a cock

Rock is not the devil's work it's magical and rad

I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock

But to learn the ancient method sacred doors you must unlock

Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood

On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood

In the city of fallen angels,

Where the ocean meets the sand

You will form a strong alliance,

And the world's most awesome band

To find your fame and fortune,

Through the valley you must walk

You will face your inner demons

Now go my son and rock!

So he bailed from fuck Kickapoo with hunger in his heart

And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art

but in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart

Rock!

Rock!

Rock!