Señorita

Senorita, tasty mamacita

Tell me, baby, what's your name

Oh, Conchita, won't you have a seat-a

Tell me, baby, who's to blame?

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong

My body's shakin' out of control

His name is Larry, oh, he's really scary

Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar

Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder

Tell him that's he's gone too far

He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself

Now my blood is boilin' over my soul

Hey!

I'm sorry, I didn't hear that

Did you just tell me to fuckin' "fuck myself"?

Yeah

Well, I'm telling you to step outside

Oh, really?

Yeah, we got some things to talk about

A little lady named Conchita

Hey!

Yeah, you harmed her

What? Who said? Who are you?

Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit

When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground

I see he's cut me with a bottle

My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down

Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

Donde estas mi horse? Ayee

Digame, donde estas Larry? Ayee

En los montanes? Donde, en los canyon?

Muy bien, cold-water canyon?

Andole, hey, ha, ha

Ah, te llamo, mi Conchita

Yo tengo hombre para tu gota

Mira mi cada

Soy en fuego para tu bueso

Mi amor

Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away

With Conchita, oh, my mamacita, kissing him upon the face

I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you

Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Ah, I'm sorry, mamacita

Oh, my little senorita

I ? Senorita