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Artist: Terror 2000
Canonical path: /terror-2000/five-star-prison
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Five Star Prison
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Five Star Prison
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Five years in prison, i don't ever wanna leave this place
Wireless internet and colour tv, i'm so amazed
I robbed a bank and shot a guy who talked to much
But then again, i forgot to check my watch
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
A nice and comfy bed, yeah you heard what i said
Slippers made of velvet like a fancy hotel
Bars made of gold and a private stripshow
Prisons made in Sweden let the champagne flow.
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
and when i woke upe up in the night there's asian mistress
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
Cocain and a bottle of jjjjack, huuh
In the name of the lord, you gotta love it
Cocain and crack and jjjjack, huuh
A prisoncell provided by the lord
Under surveilance, I do my thing
I tumble and roll, like the swedish king
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
and when i woke upe up in the night there's asian mistress
Cocain and a bottle of jjjjack, huuh
In the name of the lord, you gotta love it
Cocain and crack and jjjjack, huuh
A prisoncell provided by the lord
And now they tell me i gotta leave
I gotta leave my cell and walk the streets
What about the women What about the wine
Please just dont take away my glamourous life
I miss my private show, I miss the good champagne
I miss my private cell, cause it fit so well
I use to drop the soap, they use to hang it in
I didn't mind at all, i knew that I would win
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
I didn't have a clue that it would fit so well
They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell
and when i woke upe up in the night there's asian mistress
Cocain and a bottle of jjjjack, huuh
In the name of the lord, you gotta love it
Cocain and crack and jjjjack, huuh
A prisoncell provided by the lord
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