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Artist: Terrorgruppe
Canonical path: /terrorgruppe/der-rhein-ist-tot
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Der Rhein Ist Tot
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Der Rhein Ist Tot
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Schlagerfest auf der Loreley -
Kelly Family mit dabei
Die Schotten dicht,
Die Leinen los,
Die Kellys fahrn mit'm Hausboot los
Doch ihr habt's geahnt -
Sie sind zu dick
Der ganze Kahn versinkt im Schlick
Alarm, Alarm auf Stufe Rot,
Der Rhein verseucht - die Kellys tot
Aufgequollene Wasserleichen,
100000 Teenies kreischen
Muhen flennen, schieben Frust,
Die Kellys treiben tot im Flut- BOALARM!
Leute, hydie 2. Strophe von der Kelly-Katastrophe
im Rheinland stinkts wie faule Eier,
Wie harmlos sind da Hoechst + Beier
Ka+ Dworf evakuiert,
Weil alles Leben dort krepiert
Tschernobyl war nichts dagegen -
Loerlich der Saure Regen
Paddy treibt zum Nordsee-Strand,
Robben-Babies tot an Land
Denn ihr habt's geahnt,
Sie waren zu dick!
Der ganze dicke Klan versinkt im Schlick!
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