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Artist: Thank You Scientist
Canonical path: /thank-you-scientist/a-salesman-s-guide-to-non-existence
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A Salesman's Guide to Non-Existence
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A Salesman's Guide to Non-Existence
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Leave without a trace
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Time to go. I’m not playing
The fiction is a love that’s built to outlast everything
Time to go. Woah
No carving my name in your cherry tree
So go on, get your good time in
Darling, I didn't come all this way just to sell you something
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
No. Whatever you, you do to me
Feeling your heart tempting me
The fear of letting go of it occupies the space
So tired of being alone. So tired of this place
No carving my name in your cherry tree
So much for your good timing
Darling, I didn't come all this way just to sell you something
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
No. Whatever you, you do to me
Only thing about your love that’s wrong is timing
Everything about your love is wrong timing
Choke on the memory now
Choke on the memory now. Now
Darling I didn’t come all this way just to give in
Nothing grows here in the cold
What you see is just a dream and don’t
Whatever you do to me, just hold on
No. Whatever you, you do to me. No, no, no, yeah
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