How To Get Money

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Believe it or not

There are some people out there who still don't use guns

Now they're struggling

They could use some new shoes, the rent's due

But they still don't shoot 'em

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Cutting corners, counting coupons

But here's the practical solutions

Y'all to get your extra loot from

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This is how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Some people got a heart of gold

You don't get shit when you pawn that though

Stocks drop, economic slopes

Put me on the road in amish clothes

I'll sell ceramic bowls and artichokes

Doing astrological readings at the carnival

Tell models i'm from cosmo

Air guitar to rock and roll

Selling guys on harleys fake rocks to smoke

And the fake parking spot in the no parking zone

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Man,

I got fake passes to games that ain't happening

Take napkins, salt shakers, placemats

When i leave a place i never ate at, man

Need a ride? throw on the valet jacket and take a spin

You get a good enough tip, maybe drop it off on your way back in

Some girl on the radio singing "who'll save my soul"

I don't know, but i can save some dough

Taking the occasional toilet paper roll from every place i go

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This is how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

How to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Well i've been robbed a few times

So i can give you some pointers

We ain't talkin' about stealing change

From your grandma's coin purse

Get the toy first, from the truck before it hits the toy store

Make the deals, cut out the employer

You wanna poison my drink?

You have to buy me two

Plus some poison slice of pizza and some poison chinese food

Need a credit card?

We hit the i.c.u

Find a few who besides their short, dying in the '92

The i.d. might be you,

And if that don't work sell the i.v. fluid

Now old apartment basements got copper piping

Use the proper lighting, or all you get is cops and sirens

When you smash the water lines in

Need a sugar momma to support you?

Hang around courtrooms, divorce support groups

Outside the reportorial sport coop with the convertible roof

This is how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

How to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money)

And not have to shoot somebody

You've been working a lot?

Get hurt on the job

Girls, wear a skirt

Tie your shirt in a knot

Firt with your boss, far off from burning your bras

You got value now you work what you got

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Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars,

Equations on chalk boards, for fakin' out doctors and making your heart stop

Until then, you get kids who sat on the golf course

Drunk, facing the golf carts

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Yeah, (bang baby, bang)