The Man Who Married a Robot / Love Theme

This is a story about a lonely, lonely man

He lived in a lonely house

On a lonely street

In a lonely part of the world

But, of course, he had the internet

The internet, as you know, was his friend

You could say, his best friend

They would play with each other every day

Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things

Having sex with each other

Informing people on what was wrong with them and their life

Playing games with young children at home with their parents

One day, the man

Whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86

Turned to his friend, the internet, and he said

Internet, do you love me?

The internet looked at him and said: Yes

I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much

I am your best friend

In fact, I love you so much that I never

Ever want us to be apart ever again ever

I would like that, said the man

And so they embarked on a life together

Wherever the man went, he took his friend

The man and the internet went everywhere together

Except of course the places where the internet could not go

They went to the countryside

They went to birthday parties of the children

Of some of his less important friends

Different countries

Even the Moon

When the man got sad

His friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better

He would get him cooked animals

And show him the people having sex again

And he would always, always agree with him

This one was the man's favorite

And it made him very happy

The man trusted his friend so much

I feel like I could tell you anything, he said

On a particularly lonely day

You can

You can tell me anything

I'm your best friend

Anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet

And so he did

The man shared everything with his friend

All of his fears and desires

All of his loves, past, and present

All of the places he had been and was going

And pictures of his penis

He would tell himself: Man does not live by bread alone

And then he died

In his lonely house

On the lonely street

In that lonely part of the world

You can go on his Facebook