Domo Arigato Mr. Miyamoto

They used to tell you you could never be,

Something other than what you have been.

You're just a plumber with a fantasy.

But when it came to it you jumped right in.

But it's no time for stalling,

When your true calling's calling.

Suddenly everyone knows your name,

'cause you saved the day,

And got the girl of your dreams.

Now we know just how far,

You would go,

Just to be a super hero.

You're mild-mannered in your overalls.

You're kind of chubsville and you're not so tall.

But you can jump and you can also fly.

And now we see the glimmer in your eyes.