Pulled

I don't have a sunny disposition

I'm not known for being too amused

My demeanor's locked in one position

See my face? I'm enthused

Suddenly, however, I've been puzzled

Bunny rabbits make me want to cry

All my inhabitions have been muzzled

And I think I know why

I'm being pulled in a new direction

But I think I like it, I think I like it

I'm being pulled in a new direction

Through my painful pursuit, somehow birdies took root

All the things I detested impossibly cute

God! What do I do?

Mother always said be kind to strangers

But she doesn't know what they destroy

I can feel the clear and present dangers

When she learns that the boy

Has got me pulled in a new direction

But I think I like it

(That was good! That was good!)

I think I like

(Do it again! Do it again!)

I'm being pulled in a new direction

And this feeing I know is impossible so

I'll confide that I've tried but I can't let it go

It's disgustingly true

Pulled

Pulled

Pulled!

Puppy dogs with droopy faces

Unicorns with dancing mice

Sunrise in wide open spaces

DisneyWorld - I go there twice!

Butterflies and picnic lunches

Bunches of chrysanthemums

Lollipops and pillow fight and

Christmas Eve - Sugarplums!

String quartets and Chia Pets

And afternoon banana splits

Angels watching as I sleep

And Liberace's Greatest Hits!

Has got me pulled in a new direction!

If they keep insisting, I'll stop resisting

Just watch me pulled in a new direction

I should stay in the dark

Not obey every spark

But the boy has a bite

Better far than his bark

And you bet I'll bite too

Do what's truly taboo

As I'm pulled in a new direction!