Kung Fu
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Kung Fu
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I'll take five at one time, knock you down in a row.
Dodgin' knives with the quickness and a kick to your scro'.
I got that kung fu kill you without thinkin' attitude.
I'll straight up fuckin' Bruce Lee ya kick your ass to the Moon.
"So door igamo set say llamo Tamagotchi Ali"!
I dunno what exactly that means I don't speak no Chinese.
One with my foot; one with my fist.
One not breathin' no more, now hear this!
I got that fuckin' Chuck Norris Texas Ranger attitude.
Straight up smack you like a bitch and then be laughin' at you.
You see this dojo ain't big enough for the both of us, G.
I gotta kung fu you before you FU me!
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