Afroman Is Coming To Town

Hey what's up, Dog Dirty?

Hey, Po' Boy, check this shit out

You better not pout

You better not shout

I'll slap yo' grandmama's dentures out

Afroman is coming to town

Hey I'm slapping her once

I'm slapping her twice

A no teeth blowjob feels real nice (slurp)

Afroman is coming to town

I know that you been smoking

All my tumbleweed

I looked into my dope sack

All I seen was stems and seeds (cluck)

Hey you better get dressed

Hit the door

Go to the dope spot and buy some more

Afroman is coming to town

All kinda states, all kinda cities

All kinda women yelling "Sign my titties"

Afroman is coming to town

All the ladies in the crowd givin' me hugs

And all the fellas givin' me noogs

Afroman is coming to town

The cops always know

There's drugs at the show

Before they get to the stage

I smoke up all the 'dro

Oh read me my rights

Take me to jail

The weeds all gone and I'm high as hell

Afroman is coming to town

Hey, Po' Boy

Play a little sumthin sumthin, you know what I'm sayin'?

Hey Dog Dirty

Hey let me get a lighter man!