Back To School

Man my daddy told me, boy when I was your age,

I had to walk 13 miles to school

I said, Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?

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Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys

Then we go back to school, yeah

(Her titties bigger than they were last summer,

know what I'm sayin?)

With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weeeeeed

You know I been act a fool, yeah

Mama, (Mama), go to the University of Smoking Marijuana (What?)

All of my friends go to USC, so I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with them

Walkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classes

I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and

asses

Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes

Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes

Laugh every time I have sex with a chick,

Baby don't know I'm an ex-convict

Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick

Every twenty seconds I'll be grabbin' my dick

Full of alcohol at the football games

Doin more drugs than my nigga Rich James

My GPA's droppin' at a very fast rate

It would take a miracle for me to graduate

Maybe I won't, maybe I will

Stressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe Deville

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How do I party (party) and still pass

I hardly (hardly) ever go to class

Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal

If you bought it from me, it's illegal

'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated crip

On a rock cocaine scholarship

Cook that crack until it's done

I use that for my Negro college fund

Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities

She's drinkin' one too many 40's

She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys

Baby I don't mean to act rude,

But you told me you would never fuck a black dude

Colt 45 must have got you in the mood,

To eat a fat dick like sum soul food

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Hey fellas, can I get jiggy with it?

Hey check this shit out right here,

Hey homeboy, don't stress,

I got the answers to the test,

My college professer smokes a lot of grass,

She's gonna make sure we pass,

That's how you pass trigonometry,

Sell dope to your teacher, use niggernometry

On the microphone, there's not a rapper bomb as me,

And when the police pushin, nobody's calm as me

Wait a minute, you know what's fucked up

Black people in college act stuck up

So self-concsious, and insecure,

You wanna speak back, but you really ain't sure

Look at me, what do you see?

You see the OG you ashamed to be

So fuck you, you pretty little rich frat boy,

You can suck my dick just like that boy

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I said honey, (honey), you got some sexy looks,

You need money (money), to buy your textbooks

Get it wet, and I can get it hard,

We can slide your vaginal credit card

Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl,

Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl?

Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl

Open up your legs, baby your the girl

Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl

You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded,

Down your thoat, and fuckin exploded

Tell your prejudice dad and mom,

To email their comments to suck my dick.com

Afro's the bomb, blowin' up like Vietnam

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