Dirty Rap Songs

Says

Wait a minute man. ey check this out man.

There was the blind man right

he was fellin his way down the street with this stick right

he walked pass this fish market you know what i'm sayin

he stopped he took a deep breath he said

whoa! good mornin ladies

you like that shit man

I got a gang of that shit man

I'll tell you what

my man on the dick

dude on the balls

everybody gather round the mic

i'll tell ya all these muthafucken jokes

first i'mma start it off like this

help me sing it homeboy

c'mon!

sucks dick

sings

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on dayton' rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in a small white town

they call it east side palm dale- well

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale-sale

well i was standin on the corner sellin rap cds

when i met a little girl named jan-(jan!)

i let her ride in my caddy cuz i didnt know her daddy

was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We fucked ont he bed-

fucked on the floor

fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro

then we fucked to the left, fucked to the right

she sucked my dick till the shit turned white

i thought to myself- sheeba sheeba- got my ass looking like a zebra

i pulled on my clothes- i was on my way

till her daddy pulled up in the chevrolet

So I ran- i jumped- out the back window-

but her daddy- he was waitin with a two by four

oooh- he beat me to the left- beat me to the right-

the motha fucka whooped my ass all night

but i aint mad- at her prejudice dad-

that's the best damn pussy i EVA had!

i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

ima fuck that bitch just one more time!

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on daytons rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in hollywood

she had green hair but DAMN she looked good

i took to my house-cuz she was fine

but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!

i met this lady- from Japan

never made love with an african

i fucked her once(once)

i fucked her twice(twice)

i ate that pussy like shrimp friend rice

dont be amazed at the stories i tell ya

i met a woman in the heart of australia

had a big butt and big titties too

so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

see i met this woman- from hawaii!

stuck it in her ass and she said Ayi!

lips was breakfast

pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with hawaiin punch

met colonal sander's wife in the state of kentucky

said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me

i came in her mouth- it was a crisis

i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

we can go to the park after dark some that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

i met dolly parton in Tennesee

her titties were filled with hennesee

and that country music really drove me crazy

but i roped that ass and said yes miss daizy

then i met this lady from Oklahoma

put her pussy in a coma

met this lady in Michigan

can't wait til i fuck that bitch again

met a real black girl in South Carolina

fucked her til she turned to a white albina

i fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit so i owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia

i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe

she just ran cross the border of Mexico

this fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

i wanna get married but i can't afford it

i know i'm gonna cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on daytons rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will