Smoke a blunt

smoke a blunt

i love to smoke a blunt man

hey man you know, my white homies ask me

do you like uh, bongs or blunts?

i tell 'em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time

i can't be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what i mean

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

then let it go

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

then let it go

i love smoking weed all by myself

dont have to pass it to no one else

i hit my blunt

anytime i want

got so much weed i dont have to hunt

i dont get hyper

i dont get crunk

i do get high

i do get drunk

once im high and im high no doubt

i grab my ashtray and put my cigar out

once my high is gone with the wind

i grab my lighter then i flick then i again

briefly take a chronic break

weed headache

big mistake

im high so i put my blunt down

turn up my music and dance all around

i can't hear the phone

i can't hear the door

i never leave home 'less

its time to school

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

i remember when i started smokin weed

pickin' out the stems and the seeds

i didn't have enough to buy me a beer

my homeboy told me to hit this here(?)

i grabbed the blunt

i took a hit

i thought to myself

"i like this shit"

it's better than beer

so annalyze this

i don't have to go take a piss

i don't know how to roll

but the people i roll with

know how to roll blunts like a pole

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

hahah

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hahahah

hold a smoke, uh

now let it goo

hahahah uhh haha uhh

drivin' cross country though minnesota

state f**kin' trooper straight pulled me over

he said i was drivin' fast as hell

he took a deep breath and asked "what's that smell?"

i knew i was busted, at this point

so i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint

he looked at it once,

he looked at it twice,

he told me, "you roll your joints real nice"

afroman don't give a f**k

light that blunt and get stupid stuff

smokin' to me is so much fun

people bitch cause i don't get nothin' done

if you are a little kid

please don't do the things i did

anti-drug message? let me see..

don't smoke weed

give it to me!

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go

smoke a blunt

nice and slow

hold the smoke

now let it go