Tall Cans

Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit! shit! shit!

Now I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Run outta doe, slap the hoe,

get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus - repeat 4X]

Afroman likes tall cans

Now I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman

Love to sag my khakis with a tall can

My homies pop the forty of some St. I's

Now that mother uh! staggerin from side to side

We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood

We look real bad but we feel so good

My thirst is quenched but my cravin won't extinguish

I need some forty ounce mother uh! Old English

Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin

Drink it down down until I get that crazy feelin

Now just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Run outta doe, slap the hoe,

get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus]

See these girls be actin all bad and rude

Always gotta bad attitude

See I just wanna dance, why can't you get the picture

Act like a brother wanna move in with cha

I gots no fame, I gots no wealth

So I whined up dancin by my God damn self

But I pay my money, just like you

And baby I'ma do what I came to do

You see I can't wait around till I get rich

Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch

So I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Run outta doe, slap the hoe,

get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus]

I stepped into this party full of Mexicans

I didn't realize I was the only black man

One hand on my bottle, the other on my peter

I barked like a dog and started freakin senoritas

I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup

She kept on steppin back so I kept on steppin up

This vaco strolled up, put his gun to my head

I knew if I moved I was officially dead

That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit

That ain't the first time that I got confronted

{say something in Spanish} get the fuck outta here

I said I'm gone mother fucker, now gimme my beer

Cause I'm just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Run outta doe, slap the hoe,

get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Chrous]

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

Yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Outta doe, slap the hoe,

get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus]

Well I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman

Love to sag my khakis with a tall can

My homie pop the forty of some St. I's

Now that knucklehead staggerin from side to side

We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood

We look real bad but we feel so good

My thirst is quenched but my cravin won't extinguish

I need some forty ounce mother fucking Old English

Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin

Drink it diggy diggy down till I get that crazy feelin

I'm just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus]

Now these women be actin all bad and rude

Always gotta bad attitude

You see I just wanna dance, why can't you get the picture

Act like a brother wanna move in with cha

I gots no fame, I gots no wealth

So I whined up dancin by my God damn self

But I pay my money, just like you

And baby I'ma do what I came to do

You see I can't wait around till I get rich

Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch

So I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty

I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'

Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto'

[Chorus - speeds up at end]