Whack Rappers

this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers

and all the whack people who like and buy their whack music

i think you crazy if you like Jay-z

dont change clothes change the cd

Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be

cause you do need a hook and another beat

Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong

fucked up Chingy's song

Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins

i think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of noise

if you dont give a damn go on throw it out

if you dont give a damn go on throw it out

the window, up against the wall

laugh when the motherfucker falls

these fools cant rap at all

i never buy a tune

from the Neptunes

when they beat come on

i hope it go off soon

Fabolous, whats Fabolous about?

i think he terrible, music unbearable

rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man)

i rest my case

Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

who gave her a record deal, oh my god!

Nas is in the video with Kelis

Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce

both of these rappers are whack

yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante

the music industry is usin the slang

and trying to play it off like they doing their thing

cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy

how can you be from a city so black

and bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis)

oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do

get on your knees, face me,

i got a milkshake for you and its tasty

just like your album

Puff Daddy, enough already

now its P. Diddy still sound shitty

how can your group be called Da Band

no body plays an instrument man

i dont play B2K

R&B singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money)

oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care

i think its good, no doubt

they can stop putting all that bullshit out

like "what a girl want what a girl need

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave

what a girl want what a girl need

a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave"

a bump bump bump

now thats all i wanna do

a bump bump bump

thats my song thats thats what i wrote down on the peice of paper

a bump bump bump

call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me

real pimps get down on the flow

but i dont see a hoe in the video

why is David Banner runnin from the clan

what happened to the bitches man

Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes

its supposed to be about Cadillacs

not David Banner bringin dead people back

even though its all good

it might get misunderstood

damn skippy, mississippi is the hood

raps im writing up, i cant lighten up

until these whack ass rappers tightin up

Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary

her cd aint worth it

put you money in your pocket and reverse it

her cd aint worth it

put you money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear

if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here

i cant stand her music going in my ear

if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv

oh yeah, ooh she fine

hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute

not when she rappin, press mute

and now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution

even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)

even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cantstandEve), harmonize

even with her weave, i cant stand Eve

even with her weave, i cant stand Eve

i cant stand Eve

thats what i said

she got a pin head

most peoples head is round

hers go up and down, like a peanut

she could be pretty

if her attitude wasnt so shitty

talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door"

she aint got no back door

what she talkin smack fo'

male bashin with Mary J

like queen latifa she must be gay

in my radio you gets no play not today

what the fuck happened to MTV

why these whack people get to make a cd

i dont know man look at 50 Cent

he dont move his mouth when he rap man

he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin

he dont move his mouth

(mumbling)

open your mouth

(more mumbling)

ill teach you how to stunt

teach me how to stunt?

they need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt

get high get drunk and take it easy

and stop making songs so cheesy

now Manny Fresh is actually fresh

and Juvenille, i like his style

but the worst rapper i ever heard man

is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman

what about Silk the Shocker?

my name is Silk and ill shock you

ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker