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Zelda 3 - Episode 3: The Chosen One
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Zelda 3 - Episode 3: The Chosen One
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Princess Zelda, you're alive
I can't believe that you survived
With this strange fellow as your guide
I'm really surprised you made it
Hey, are you guys related?
He must be the Chosen One for no apparent reason at all
I saved the princess (I saved the princess!)
I should be getting some head
But I'm stuck with my dick in my hand
And a shield in the other instead
But I'm feeling good
You know, I'm feeling alright (Come on!)
Gonna save Hyrule tonight
'Cause I'm the man (I kill evil with my really large penis!)
Hyrule
I walk through the fields
But it always feels
Like somebody's watching me
I waddle around
I'm the talk of the town
Haunted burial ground
Ghost bee!
(Oh my god, run away, oh it's gonna sting me)
Zelda
I hope you understand
That I am the man (I'm the man!)
God help us
I'll face the darkness
The angels hearken
Your face, I'll fart in
I'm tearing apart this land (Large penis!)
Asshole
You don't even know (You don't even know)
I'll cut off your toe (I'll cut off your toe)
And then I will laugh at you (Haha!)
I'm taking you down
I'm not messing around
Where the hell is the town?
Oh shit!
(Where's the map? There it is, gotta find the village)
Elder
But he's over there
I don't even care
Let's do this
You cannot scare me
Be more than wary
I om nom fairies
I'm saving the day
Why not?
(LARGE PENIS!)
That broom is not a rake
Your grandma's gone insane
A bee came and stung me
I ran away
This kid gave me a net
I chased a guy in red
I'll fight all these chickens
Oh shit, I'm dead
I walk through the village
Something isn't right
I wonder what's going on
I'll read this sign
Earth angel, earth angel
Will you be mine?
My darling dear
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you
Earth angel, earth angel
The one I adore
Love you forever and ever more
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you
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