Prince Albert

He's broken every limb

Pierced every flap of skin

Cos he's a rebel, an utter rebel

Harrington, specs, docs, luminous skinhead rebel

Yes he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel called 'Bert'

Up and down Byres Road

On his chopper pink and bold

He's a rebel, an utter rebel

But the coppers like to stop accelerating nutter Vespa cutdown rebels

And he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel called 'Bert'

(asshole)

With two or three young laydeez

An orgy on VT

He's a rebel, an utter rebel

But the boyfriends are no friends of double-penetrating nutter rebels

And he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel

He's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel

Called Bert, called Bert, called Bert, oh Berteeee

Dancing down the front

Looking like a total RUDEBOY

He's a rebel, an utter rebel

Fred Perry played tennis this skinhead is a rebel

Yes he's a rebel

An utter rebel

Yes he's a rebel

He's a rebel.