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Artist: The Anti Pigeon Device
Canonical path: /the-anti-pigeon-device/bearded-lady
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Bearded Lady
Read Bearded Lady lyrics by The Anti Pigeon Device on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bearded Lady
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Every time that I asked you about music
You said yes but you knew nothing of it
You need a shave so I'll buy you a razor
Gillette Gillette Gillette
The best a man can get
Look mother over there!
A teenage girl with facial hair!
Look mother over there!
Her bearded face she makes me scared!
You raised you hand to answer the question
Then we all saw that you had a string vest on
Shaving cream that's what you need
Gillette Gillette Gillette
The best a man can get
Forgetting never your face like leather
Masculinity making you feel under the weather
There's no hope dear
You stink of beer
Gillette Gillette Gillette
The best a man can get
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