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Artist: The Apathy Eulogy
Canonical path: /the-apathy-eulogy/daphne-doesn-t-love-derby-she-hates-men
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Daphne Doesn't Love Derby, She Hates Men
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Daphne Doesn't Love Derby, She Hates Men
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Daphne Doesn't Love Derby, She Hates Men
Congratulations
you've won the match and taken home the prize
shattered pieces scattered randomly
the remnant of your lies
now make him beg
get on his knees
make him beg because it's your game
his only crime to answer for:
responding to advances from all your selfish indifference
hard falls the naive victim to your scheming plan
you know how to play the game
congratulations
self esteem rejuvinated
he's been subjugated
oh you know i hate it when you flaunt with those lying eyes
make him beg cuz it's your game
I hope I never
I hope we neve
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