How to Write a Love Song

Baby Girl, I wanna show you how much I really love you

How much I really love you

Baby Girl, That's what I call you to show you that my love for you is true

Baby Girl, I love you so great that I wrote you this song

and to show you how much I really care it sounds like every other one

The beat kicks in and then I sing a bit more rythmically

To make it sensual I sing it in a minor key

I move my hands like I'm pushing someone in front of me

Now that's the first verse and now I'm gonna take it to the bridge

I say something bout how I dont wanna break up

then i turn around and rhyme it with make up

I tell you that we should be together

How Long, Forever

That's Long, and Ever

So Long

Girl your always in my heart (In my Heart)

and I never want to be apart (Never be apart)

Honey you'll always be mine (Baby be Mine)

Baby girl it's chorus time

This is how you write a love song

Yeah this is how you write a cliche love song

This is how you write a love song

Yeah a shitty 90's R n' B love song

This is my backup and he sings quite breathilly (Breathilly)

He takes the words I sing and sings them after me (Sings em after me)

He emphasises words and sings them emphatically (I sing EMPHATICALLY)

Now listen to us singing acapella harmony

Now were back at the bridge

I haven't written anything for this

So. I'm. gonna. stretch. out. the words.

repeating everything i say

Til I get

Til I get

Til I get

Til I get

Til I get

Til I get back to the chorus

This is how you write a love song

Yeah a shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty love song

And to show you I care I throw my hands in the air

And cut the music while I sing a long noooooooote

Hey girl I've been standing up the back not doing much for this song

But that's because my talents are quite limited

But that don't mean that I love you any less

In fact it means the opposite (Im just showing off my voice)

It just it's so hard for me to find the words

To really express the way that I feel about you girl

Especially when I have to worry about fitting those words to music

And there's some kind of rhyme structure involved (Meaningless Whisper)

I know it's lazy song writing but I dont care

Cos I sleep on a big pile of money at night

girl You might think it's weird girl

that three guys are singing about the one girl girl

But let me tell you something girl it's not weird at all

In fact girl It's an industry standard

and it happens all the time (Happens all the time)

Well girl I better wrap this up about now cos I just about to cut off by..

Baby I wrote you a love song

It wasn't hard It really didn't take long

A totally generic love song

Yeah really this could be about anyone, but it's for you

yeah this is a love song, Non-Specific girl

To let you know we take it seriously

Then watch as we change the key

When you change the key in a love song

It means your singing passionately

but We still haven't reached the end

now were gonna go and change the key again

Look at me I'm singing a love song

Yeah anyone can sing a shitty love

A love song so unique

That I copied every other shitty love song