Titty Bar

Are you feeling down boy

Do I see a frown boy

I know of a place you can go if you feel blue

The staff are there to please you,

Titilate and tease you

There's a lass called Mona

She'll give you a boner

Just around the corner

There's a neon sign

Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

At the Titty Bar

There's dancers on the poles

At the Titty Bar

There are sluts and moles

At the Titty Bar

It isn't far

You don't even need your car

That's cos it's your local Titty Bar

Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you dont care)

And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they dont care)

The bouncers have no necks boy

Put away that sex toy

You will get us kicked out

If you keep your dick out

Oi! hey you no touching

Thought I said no touching

Seriously no touching

Get your damn hands off me

In a dark back alley

we lay bashed and bruised

Not since Friends season 7

Have we felt so abused

At the Titty Bar

I am filled with grief

At the Titty Bar

No more hand relief

At the Titty Bar

I have a scar

I can't open this cookie jar

We need to find another

So I will call your mother

'Cos she works at another Titty Bar