What Would Jesus Do?

Life isn't always easy

It isn't always fun

When you lose direction

Your world can come undone

When you're in need of guidiance

And help is over due

You might ask yourself this question

What Would Jesus Do?

If you were at a party

And the host ran out of wine

He'd make some more with magic

And bring on back good times

But in this situation

You couldn't see it trough

He's the son of God

And he shits all over you

You can't do what Jesus can do

You're the King of Nothing, an he's the King of jews

He knows every magic trick, you only know a few

Don't even bother asking

What Would Jesus Do?

Can you heal a leprad?

Or feed the crowd with fish and bread?

Can you walk on water?

Did you rise from the dead?

And did you give your life up

To save humans from bad luck?

Were you born on virgin birth,

Or did your parents... have sex?

You can't do what Jesus can do

He had twelve apostles and no one folows you

When facing a dilema

Let logic guide you through

What kind of dick-head wonders

What Would Jesus Do?

When Jesus was betrayed

And wrapped up all his trust

He used His laser vision

And turned judas into dust

When Lois Lane was dying

Jesus held her in His arms

He flew backwards 'round the world

To keep her save from harm

When Jesus tours the country

In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss

A thousands cheer his music

Even tough it's hit the miss

You can't do what Jesus can do

(Jesus shits all over you )

There are three of Him, and there's only one of you

(And Jesus can fly )

He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu

He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu

So next time you're in trouble

Thinking What Would Jesus do

Try not to forget

He's a million, billion, trillion times

Better than you

God gave Rock n' Roll to you,

Gave Rock n' Roll to you,

Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,

God gave Rock n' Roll to you,

Gave Rock n' Roll to you,

Put it in the soul of everyone.