Me, Myself & I

Im having a conversation with some friends I know

Somebody I agree with no matter where I go

Somebody I never have to wait for or try to read their minds

Somebody I never have to say, are you having a good time?

Heres to the perfect evening with me, myself and i

Well go pick out a movie and well all choose the same one

Well share the same opinions after the features done

Then well discuss our future plans and well all just ride the fence

And well all agree that were the only ones left here with any common sense

Heres to stayin inside with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this me or you or me or you

I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

So I asked myself, what do you think? and he said, dont ask me

Hell just take both sides of any point eventually

Then well have to sit here and try to compromise

Till were all too God damned tired for anyone to decide

Heres to getting no where with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this me or you or me or you

I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

Hey big mama, aint you got no soul left in those tired bones?

Hey big daddy, who you talkin to on the bedroom telephone?

Hey little mama, I could use some help tryin to tear off this disguise

And I aint that hard to find with me, myself and i