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Artist: The Badless
Canonical path: /the-badless/the-second-coming-of-chris
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The Second Coming Of Chris
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The Second Coming Of Chris
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Hell be coming up 287
Hell be driving a rented car
Hell be carrying a key to heaven
And a box of te-amo cigars
Youll see him at your reunion
Youll see him at the orchid lounge
He works in nyc, got a cool goatee
Tell everyone hes back in town
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if hed ever return
So gather round children or you shall miss
The second coming of chris
Hes acting so bored with existence
Hes working for a music mag
Wants to get into radio promo
But that business can be such a drag
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if hed ever return
So gather round children or you shall miss
Its the second coming of chris
Hes nothing but a trust fund baby
Swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool
Probably end up working for his parents
After he goes back to school
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if hed ever return
So gather round children or you shall miss
The second coming of chris
So give his pinkie ring a kiss
The second coming of chris
Please sir, wont you tell us where the action is
Its the second coming of chris
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