Too Tired Today

Came in last night at quarter to three,

Spent a whole day in a drinking spree,

My wive stood on the door and stared at me

She laid a cold look, angry as can be

"where's all the dough and where have you been?

It's way past midnight and your face is green"

I took careful steps, and here's all i could say:

"don't talk me honey, i'm too tired today"

Woke up this morning at half past six

I thought myself now's the time for diplomatics

I went downstairs, in the kitchen i came

But gone was a peaceful loving flame

The coffee was cold and grey instead

All i could find was some day old bread

I changed my plans, when she needed explain:

"don't ask me honey, i'm too tired today"

I came home today when the working was done

I thought it would be time tonight to have some fun

I made a great supper and i swithced off the light

And grabbed my honey and squeezed her tight

I said "hey, baby, how about a little kiss,

Let me be your doctor and make diagnosis"

She turned at me and i heard her say:

"don't try that crap, i'm too tired today,

I'm too tired today".