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Artist: The Bastard Fairies
Canonical path: /the-bastard-fairies/the-greatest-love-song
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The Greatest Love Song
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The Greatest Love Song
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All I need is a catheter and lobotomy
Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free
Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land
Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand
It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection
I'll have a hysterectomy
And we'll live our lives problem-free
No need to think independently
Your vasectomy will make our world complete
It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection
We'll talk alike, we'll act alike
We'll never fight
We'll eat the same, dress the same
We are the same
Proverbial monogomy
Ménage à trois - that's not for me
We two are one, it's not for some
But it's all that I need
It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection
It's the greatest love song (x7)
It's the greatest, greatest love song
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