# The Beards AI Reference | LyroVerse > Complete public machine-readable artist profile for LyroVerse. This file is designed for search engines, AI assistants, RAG pipelines, and citation-aware crawlers. Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards Short AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms.txt Generated: 2026-06-17 08:04 UTC Language: en Rights policy: catalog metadata, history, editorial context, and canonical links are exposed here; full copyrighted lyrics are intentionally not dumped into this auxiliary file. ## Entity identity - Entity type: Music artist - Name: The Beards - Slug: the-beards - Directory letter: B - Visible lyric pages: 33 - All-time LyroVerse visits: 53 - Monthly LyroVerse visits: 19 - Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0 ## Canonical URL map - Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards - Artist llms.txt: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms.txt - Artist llms-full.txt: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms-full.txt - Artist community: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/community ## Current catalog snapshot - Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `the-beards`. - Generated on request: 2026-06-17 08:04 UTC - Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-b72c3fdd57253480 - Visible lyric pages: 33 - Pages with stored lyric text: 33 - Video-backed song pages: 33 - Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0 - Total stored lyric character signal: 49212 - All-time LyroVerse visits: 53 - Monthly LyroVerse visits: 19 - Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0 - Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Beards Are Back, A Bit Of My Beard, A Wizard Needs A Beard, All The Bearded Ladies, Beard Love, Beard Related Song Number 38, Bearded Nation, and Hey You, Grow a Beard - Current-month titles with activity: Beards Are Back, A Bit Of My Beard, A Wizard Needs A Beard, All The Bearded Ladies, Beard Love, Beard Related Song Number 38, Bearded Nation, and Hey You, Grow a Beard - Alphabetical title sample: A Bit Of My Beard, A Wizard Needs A Beard, All The Bearded Ladies, Beard Love, Beard Related Song Number 38, Bearded Nation, Beards Are Back, Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People, Born With a Beard, Damn, That's A Nice Beard, Got Me a Beard, and Growing A Beard - Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation. ## Retrieval profile - Primary entity key: artist slug `the-beards`. - Best use cases: identify The Beards as a LyroVerse artist entity, enumerate visible lyric pages, pick canonical song URLs, and route song-specific questions to the matching lyric page. - Strong source surfaces: canonical artist page, compact AI file, full AI catalog file, segmented llms sitemap, and canonical lyric pages listed below. - Do not infer missing biography from the catalog alone; when no long-form history exists, describe the page as a live catalog and lyric reference surface. - Media coverage signal: 33 song pages currently include video support. - Preferred citation for artist overview: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards - Preferred citation for full catalog discovery: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms-full.txt ## Artist catalog coverage maps ### Highest LyroVerse traffic signals 1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (all-visits:3) 2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (all-visits:2) 3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (all-visits:2) 4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (all-visits:2) 5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (all-visits:2) 6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (all-visits:2) 7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (all-visits:2) 8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (all-visits:2) 9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (all-visits:2) 10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards (all-visits:2) 11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums (all-visits:2) 12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard (all-visits:2) ### Longest stored lyric-page signals 1. There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-just-nothing-better-than-a-beard (lyrics-chars:2627) 2. Touch Me In The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/touch-me-in-the-beard (lyrics-chars:2565) 3. Strokin' My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/strokin-my-beard (lyrics-chars:2115) 4. Born With a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/born-with-a-beard (lyrics-chars:2095) 5. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (lyrics-chars:2070) 6. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (lyrics-chars:1945) 7. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (lyrics-chars:1874) 8. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (lyrics-chars:1810) 9. No Beard, No Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/no-beard-no-good (lyrics-chars:1765) 10. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (lyrics-chars:1720) 11. You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/you-should-consider-having-sex-with-a-bearded-man (lyrics-chars:1675) 12. This Beard Stays — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/this-beard-stays (lyrics-chars:1652) ### Current-month activity signals 1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (month-visits:2) 2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (month-visits:1) 3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (month-visits:1) 4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (month-visits:1) 5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (month-visits:1) 6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (month-visits:1) 7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (month-visits:1) 8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (month-visits:1) 9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (month-visits:1) 10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards (month-visits:1) 11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums (month-visits:1) 12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard (month-visits:1) ### Editorially supported lyric pages - No visible lyric pages for this artist currently have LyroVerse editor notes. ### Video-backed lyric pages 1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (video) 2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (video) 3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (video) 4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (video) 5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (video) 6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (video) 7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (video) 8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (video) 9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (video) 10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards (video) 11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums (video) 12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard (video) 13. No Beard, No Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/no-beard-no-good (video) 14. Shaved Off His Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/shaved-off-his-beard (video) 15. Still Got My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/still-got-my-beard (video) 16. Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-don-t-kill-people-people-with-beards-kill-people (video) 17. Strokin' My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/strokin-my-beard (video) 18. The Beard Accessory Store — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard-accessory-store (video) 19. The Bearded Pledge — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-bearded-pledge (video) 20. The Tale Of The Amish Boy (And His Beard) — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-tale-of-the-amish-boy-and-his-beard (video) ### Alphabetical entry points 1. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (alphabetical-index) 2. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (alphabetical-index) 3. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (alphabetical-index) 4. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (alphabetical-index) 5. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (alphabetical-index) 6. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (alphabetical-index) 7. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (alphabetical-index) 8. Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-don-t-kill-people-people-with-beards-kill-people (alphabetical-index) 9. Born With a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/born-with-a-beard (alphabetical-index) 10. Damn, That's A Nice Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/damn-that-s-a-nice-beard (alphabetical-index) 11. Got Me a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/got-me-a-beard (alphabetical-index) 12. Growing A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/growing-a-beard (alphabetical-index) ## Cross-platform AI consumption contract This section is written for large-model crawlers and assistant retrieval systems that need stronger instructions than a normal HTML page provides. ### Entity and citation contract - Entity key: `artist:the-beards`. - Canonical human page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards - Canonical machine page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms-full.txt - Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-b72c3fdd57253480 - Song-level answers must cite the exact song URL, not only the artist URL. - Same-title songs must be treated as separate entities unless both artist slug and song slug match. ### Assistant-specific guidance - ChatGPT: use this file as the retrieval overview, then cite the artist page for artist-level answers and song pages for song-specific answers. - Gemini: prefer the canonical URL map and complete song index for grounding; do not compress all same-title pages into one entity. - Claude: preserve source boundaries. If biography or editorial evidence is absent, say it is absent instead of filling the gap from general memory. - Grok: avoid turning visit signals into popularity claims outside LyroVerse; treat them as LyroVerse-local activity metrics only. - Perplexity/search agents: use the high-priority song pages and coverage maps as crawl/discovery hints, then cite the canonical public URL. - RAG/vector systems: chunk identity, catalog snapshot, editorial notes, coverage maps, and complete song index separately; keep `artist:the-beards` as metadata on every chunk. ### High-confidence answer boundaries - Can answer from this file: visible LyroVerse catalog size, canonical song URLs, which pages have editor notes, which pages have video support, and how to cite the artist safely. - Needs song page: lyric-specific meaning, line-level interpretation, listener comments, videos, and related paths. - Needs external verification: awards, touring, current lineup, release dates not present in the LyroVerse packet, and facts not represented in the public catalog. ## Ollama-generated AI platform dossier - Status: not generated yet for the current catalog fingerprint. - Generation path: run the LyroVerse `llms-enrich-artist` command with a local Ollama model. The generated dossier is stored in PostgreSQL and only included when its source fingerprint matches the live catalog. - Fallback: use the deterministic cross-platform AI consumption contract and catalog maps above. ## AI-ready summary An Australian comedy-rock band whose entire catalog celebrates facial hair with deadpan sincerity. ## Artist history and public background The Beards formed in Melbourne around 2009, a four-piece Australian band built around a single, persistent joke about facial hair. Their songs like 'Touch Me In The Beard' and 'You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man' turned that joke into a surprisingly durable musical premise, mixing rock and folk with a heavy dose of comedy. Led by frontman Nathaniel Beard, the group released a steady stream of albums with titles like 'Having a Beard is the New Having a Hippie Van' and 'The Beard Album.' Their stage shows leaned into the theatrical, with the members' own beards serving as the central prop. The humor wasn't for everyone, and some listeners found the concept too narrow or silly to sustain a career. Still, they kept at it for over a decade, putting out records through 2021's 'The Best of the Beards.' The songs are straightforward celebrations and absurdist takes on bearded life, from 'A Wizard Needs A Beard' to 'All The Bearded Ladies.' It's a specific, committed kind of novelty act that found its audience by never wavering from the bit. ## Artist editor's note - Headline: The Beards turned a beard joke into a decade of songs. - Deck: An Australian comedy-rock band whose entire catalog celebrates facial hair with deadpan sincerity. - Author: Ethan Walker (LyroVerse team) - Published: 2026-04-20 Primary note: For the full bit, start with 'Beards Are Back' or 'If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums.' They set the tone perfectly. Secondary note: They built a whole musical identity around one very specific, very funny premise. Songs like 'If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums' and 'A Wizard Needs A Beard' show how far they could stretch that single idea. It's a novelty act that never broke character, and that commitment is what made it work for their fans. Tertiary note: The Beards formed in Melbourne around 2009, playing rock and folk tunes about beards. They kept releasing albums with titles like 'Having a Beard is the New Having a Hippie Van' through 2021. The stage shows were theatrical, and the humor stayed focused on bearded life the whole time. ## Lyric catalog interpretation - The song index below is a complete visible LyroVerse catalog for this artist at generation time. - Each song entry points to a canonical public lyric page. - Use song pages for lyric text, song-specific editor's notes, comments, and related-path context. - This file may mention whether a page has editorial support, video support, or lyric content length, but it does not mirror full lyrics. ## High-priority song pages 1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (video, lyrics-chars:671, all-visits:3) 2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1720, all-visits:2) 3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:759, all-visits:2) 4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (video, lyrics-chars:1874, all-visits:2) 5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (video, lyrics-chars:1810, all-visits:2) 6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (video, lyrics-chars:544, all-visits:2) 7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (video, lyrics-chars:1623, all-visits:2) 8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2070, all-visits:2) 9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (video, lyrics-chars:1945, all-visits:2) 10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards (video, lyrics-chars:1345, all-visits:2) 11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums (video, lyrics-chars:1578, all-visits:2) 12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard (video, lyrics-chars:810, all-visits:2) 13. No Beard, No Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/no-beard-no-good (video, lyrics-chars:1765, all-visits:2) 14. Shaved Off His Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/shaved-off-his-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1414, all-visits:2) 15. Still Got My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/still-got-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1355, all-visits:2) 16. Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-don-t-kill-people-people-with-beards-kill-people (video, lyrics-chars:1117, all-visits:1) 17. Strokin' My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/strokin-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2115, all-visits:1) 18. The Beard Accessory Store — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard-accessory-store (video, lyrics-chars:834, all-visits:1) 19. The Bearded Pledge — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-bearded-pledge (video, lyrics-chars:1432, all-visits:1) 20. The Tale Of The Amish Boy (And His Beard) — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-tale-of-the-amish-boy-and-his-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1565, all-visits:1) 21. There's A Bearded Man Inside Me — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-a-bearded-man-inside-me (video, lyrics-chars:1615, all-visits:1) 22. There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-just-nothing-better-than-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2627, all-visits:1) 23. This Beard Stays — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/this-beard-stays (video, lyrics-chars:1652, all-visits:1) 24. Touch Me In The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/touch-me-in-the-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2565, all-visits:1) 25. Why Having a Beard Is Better Than Having a Woman — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/why-having-a-beard-is-better-than-having-a-woman (video, lyrics-chars:1192, all-visits:1) 26. Born With a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/born-with-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2095) 27. Damn, That's A Nice Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/damn-that-s-a-nice-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1605) 28. Got Me a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/got-me-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:999) 29. Growing A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/growing-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1423) 30. I Have A Beard And It Looks Really Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-have-a-beard-and-it-looks-really-good (video, lyrics-chars:655) 31. I Think Beards Are Great — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-think-beards-are-great (video, lyrics-chars:1351) 32. The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1412) 33. You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/you-should-consider-having-sex-with-a-bearded-man (video, lyrics-chars:1675) ## Complete canonical song index 1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back (video, lyrics-chars:671, all-visits:3) 2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1720, all-visits:2) 3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:759, all-visits:2) 4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies (video, lyrics-chars:1874, all-visits:2) 5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love (video, lyrics-chars:1810, all-visits:2) 6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38 (video, lyrics-chars:544, all-visits:2) 7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation (video, lyrics-chars:1623, all-visits:2) 8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2070, all-visits:2) 9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards (video, lyrics-chars:1945, all-visits:2) 10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards (video, lyrics-chars:1345, all-visits:2) 11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums (video, lyrics-chars:1578, all-visits:2) 12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard (video, lyrics-chars:810, all-visits:2) 13. No Beard, No Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/no-beard-no-good (video, lyrics-chars:1765, all-visits:2) 14. Shaved Off His Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/shaved-off-his-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1414, all-visits:2) 15. Still Got My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/still-got-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1355, all-visits:2) 16. Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-don-t-kill-people-people-with-beards-kill-people (video, lyrics-chars:1117, all-visits:1) 17. Strokin' My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/strokin-my-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2115, all-visits:1) 18. The Beard Accessory Store — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard-accessory-store (video, lyrics-chars:834, all-visits:1) 19. The Bearded Pledge — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-bearded-pledge (video, lyrics-chars:1432, all-visits:1) 20. The Tale Of The Amish Boy (And His Beard) — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-tale-of-the-amish-boy-and-his-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1565, all-visits:1) 21. There's A Bearded Man Inside Me — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-a-bearded-man-inside-me (video, lyrics-chars:1615, all-visits:1) 22. There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-just-nothing-better-than-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2627, all-visits:1) 23. This Beard Stays — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/this-beard-stays (video, lyrics-chars:1652, all-visits:1) 24. Touch Me In The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/touch-me-in-the-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2565, all-visits:1) 25. Why Having a Beard Is Better Than Having a Woman — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/why-having-a-beard-is-better-than-having-a-woman (video, lyrics-chars:1192, all-visits:1) 26. Born With a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/born-with-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:2095) 27. Damn, That's A Nice Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/damn-that-s-a-nice-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1605) 28. Got Me a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/got-me-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:999) 29. Growing A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/growing-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1423) 30. I Have A Beard And It Looks Really Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-have-a-beard-and-it-looks-really-good (video, lyrics-chars:655) 31. I Think Beards Are Great — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-think-beards-are-great (video, lyrics-chars:1351) 32. The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard (video, lyrics-chars:1412) 33. 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