# The Beards | LyroVerse

> Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards
Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-06-17 04:58 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards
- Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: The Beards
- Visible lyric pages: 33

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `the-beards`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-17 04:58 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-b72c3fdd57253480
- Visible lyric pages: 33
- Pages with stored lyric text: 33
- Video-backed song pages: 33
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 49212
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 53
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 19
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Beards Are Back, A Bit Of My Beard, A Wizard Needs A Beard, All The Bearded Ladies, Beard Love, Beard Related Song Number 38, Bearded Nation, and Hey You, Grow a Beard
- Current-month titles with activity: Beards Are Back, A Bit Of My Beard, A Wizard Needs A Beard, All The Bearded Ladies, Beard Love, Beard Related Song Number 38, Bearded Nation, and Hey You, Grow a Beard
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

An Australian comedy-rock band whose entire catalog celebrates facial hair with deadpan sincerity.

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Beards Are Back — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-are-back
2. A Bit Of My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-bit-of-my-beard
3. A Wizard Needs A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/a-wizard-needs-a-beard
4. All The Bearded Ladies — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/all-the-bearded-ladies
5. Beard Love — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-love
6. Beard Related Song Number 38 — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beard-related-song-number-38
7. Bearded Nation — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/bearded-nation
8. Hey You, Grow a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/hey-you-grow-a-beard
9. I Like Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-like-beards
10. I'm In The Mood... For Beards — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-m-in-the-mood-for-beards
11. If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/if-your-dad-doesn-t-have-a-beard-you-ve-got-two-mums
12. It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard
13. No Beard, No Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/no-beard-no-good
14. Shaved Off His Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/shaved-off-his-beard
15. Still Got My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/still-got-my-beard
16. Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/beards-don-t-kill-people-people-with-beards-kill-people
17. Strokin' My Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/strokin-my-beard
18. The Beard Accessory Store — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard-accessory-store
19. The Bearded Pledge — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-bearded-pledge
20. The Tale Of The Amish Boy (And His Beard) — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-tale-of-the-amish-boy-and-his-beard
21. There's A Bearded Man Inside Me — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-a-bearded-man-inside-me
22. There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/there-s-just-nothing-better-than-a-beard
23. This Beard Stays — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/this-beard-stays
24. Touch Me In The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/touch-me-in-the-beard
25. Why Having a Beard Is Better Than Having a Woman — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/why-having-a-beard-is-better-than-having-a-woman
26. Born With a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/born-with-a-beard
27. Damn, That's A Nice Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/damn-that-s-a-nice-beard
28. Got Me a Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/got-me-a-beard
29. Growing A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/growing-a-beard
30. I Have A Beard And It Looks Really Good — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-have-a-beard-and-it-looks-really-good
31. I Think Beards Are Great — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/i-think-beards-are-great
32. The Beard — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/the-beard
33. You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man — https://lyroverse.com/the-beards/you-should-consider-having-sex-with-a-bearded-man