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Artist: The Bears
Canonical path: /the-bears/none-of-the-above
Related lyric paths: 6
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None Of The Above
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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None Of The Above
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Full color cover shot
Self magazine
where the limos go
people start to scream
shiny women on a yacht
these are things I ain't got
None of the above
Top ten well dressed men
every hair in place
author, skier, millionaire
epitome of taste
always willing, always hot,
all these things I am not
None of the above
I wish I was invisible,
intelligent or pretty
but I'm none of the above
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