Unmanly Men

When I was a young boy, I was really off confused

The other guys in class didn't seem the same

They'd be kicking balls of different sorts

And running out the field

And I'd just sit there with my pet chameleon Larry

Blending in as well as he, but they'd still pick on me

With all their hurtful words and various stationary (protractors)

Then it dawned on me, that I was made just a little differently I'm not so hairy (I'm alergic to dairy)

I realized that I was just unmanly

Unmanly men, unmanly men

We're not that great at math, or sports, but we smell better

Unmanly men, unmanly men

And through it all, we'll be unmanly men

When Christmas comes around each year, there's many things I love

From Turkey, ham and Christmas cake and mini turtle doves

But the one thing that I can't deny that just makes my heart stop

Is a fresh arrival of the Christmas soaps from body shop

We're not that into premiere leagues and things like pickup trucks

We won't be Army officers but we'll make fantastic clerks

We're a softboy starter pack, tuck-in shirts and turtlenecks

And dreaming of the day that we have sex

Namaste

Unmanly men, unmanly men

We still like girls but unlike you we're way more sensitive

Unmanly men, unmanly men

We're also socially adept and we can code switch into bruv's

Eh bro bro bruv

Bro bro bro bro bro bro

Pak pak eh peng you

Got a female shaver and I really don't care at all

Though it's meant for sensitive vaginas it feels really great on my balls

Puberty came late for me, this is my 3 week stubble

And at the age of 26 I still don't have an Adam's apple

All you cheekopek on Hardwarezone and on the Reddit

Better get ready, cause I make memes not love

And I'm calling you out like R Kelly

We're not afraid to say I love you bro

I love you daddy

You're the Gaga to my Bradley

Unmanly men, unmanly men

We all worship a shrine of Michael Cera (Michael Cera)

Unmanly men (unmanly men), unmanly men (unmanly men)

You may be swole but you don't have a sucess perm

I ain't too manly to watch a chick flick

We get into sauna's to measure our dicks

Deeply emotional trauma, I'm making dolla dolla

I maybe cannot squat but I confirm can huat ah

I can tell all the different shades of blusher

I can pull off all the moves like Usher

I'm a man damsel with a man diary

Hit you with lyrics like my man Sezairi

You

You're my love, my life, my beginning

And I

Unmanly men, unmanly men

Say no to being part of a rape, yes to pas de Bourree

Unmanly men (unmanly men), unmanly men (unmanly men)

No toxic masculinity, equality and botany

Unmanly men will someday rule the world

Konmarie

Cardigans

Rupi Kaur

Polaroids

Bucket hats

Fanny packs

Charlie Lim

John Green

Juice cleanse

Blogging

Beyonce

Tumblr

TED talks

Thought catalogue

Unmanly men