T.V. Man

Wake up, switch on

I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong

Give it a slap, give it a jog

I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue

Ride high without a saddle

Down the rapids on a boat without a paddle

I am the scourge of the high seas

Just you watch'em running when they hear about me

One two three, hail t. V

Watching dirty harry made a man of me

Here I stand, T.V. man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hand

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

But even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes

Knock, knock, there's someone at the door

I can't imagine, I can't imagine

I can't imagine what they come around here for

Could be the rent or h. P

Whatever it is they gonna bleed me

Well I've got no money

Nothing to borrow

Just you go away now

Don't come back tomorrow

Say

One two three, hail t. V

Watching dirty harry made a man of me

Here I stand, T.V. man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hand

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes

Occasionally

It's so hot here under the Sun

Just him and me and a couple of six guns

I look at him he looks at me out

comes the guns who will it be

One two three hail t. V

Watching dirty harry made a man of me

Here I stand, T.V. man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hand

I got the good, bad and ugly traits

But even everybody make mistakes

One two three hail t. V

I don't need to move

Cause' I got all that I need

I just forget the day

Forget the Sun

Just to back and listen my TV guide