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Artist: The Bones
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Monsters Prefer Blondes
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Monsters Prefer Blondes
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Well I picked my Baby up in my black,
old Cadillac
I took her to the drive-in,
I knew that she liked that
A horrorflick with zombies,
nacked girls and bats
It could have been a
great night but she ain't coming back
Monsters prefer blondes
Easy girls with tiny brains,
chewing bubblegum
Monsters prefer blondes
Bimbos with humungus tits,
chewing bubblegum
The monster in the movie,
the worst I've ever seen
Looked around and saw us
then it came outta the screen
Crawled up to my Cadillac,
howled and I was stunned
Grabbed my girl and flew away
then both of them were gone
Monsters prefer blondes
Easy girls with tiny brains,
chewing bubblegum
Monsters prefer blondes
Bimbos with humungus tits,
chewing bubblegum
I've seen it in the movies,
I've seen it on the screen
I've always thought
it's just a story - a morbid fantasy
I've read it in the comics
and in the magazines
I've always thought,
it's just a story but now I know
that it's for real
Monsters prefer blondes
Easy girls with tiny brains,
chewing bubblegum
Monsters prefer blondes
Bimbos with humungus tits,
chewing bubblegum
Monsters prefer blondes
Easy girls with tiny brains,
chewing bubblegum
Monsters prefer blondes
Bimbos with humungus tits,
chewing bubblegum
Now there is no one, now there is no one
I'm all by myself
Now I'm lonely, now I'm lonely
I'm all by myself
And now I'm lonely
Why didn't you give me... last caress
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