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Artist: The Bonzo Dog Band
Canonical path: /the-bonzo-dog-band/crystal-balls
Related lyric paths: 6
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Crystal Balls
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Crystal Balls
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I got m'hand up the skirt of Mother Nature
I got m'foot in the door of liberty
I got m'head stuck in the railings of reason
Thank God for the banjo on m'knee
Crystal balls (balls!)
To fortune tellers
Reveal a swarm
of what-will-bees (zoom zoom zoom zoom)
All in all (all in all)
Like clocks and watches (BONG - CUckoo!)
We got time on our hands and destinies
I've heard the squeal of tyres around a corner
I've broken down and I've been towed
I've seen everything I ever hoped and dreamed for
Squashed like a hedgehog in the road
Crystal balls (balls!)
To fortune tellers
Reveal a swarm
of what-will-bees (zoom zoom zoom zoom)
All in all (all in all)
Like clocks and watches (BONG CUckoo!)
We got time on our hands and destinies
Just give me wide open spaces and clean living
As long as I've a banjo to pluck
I'll sing to the cactus and coyotes
Hippity-hi, hippity-ho, que serarrr!
Crystal balls (balls!)
To fortune tellers
Reveal a swarm
of what-will-bees (zoom zoom zoom zoom)
All in all (all in all)
Like clocks and watches (BONG - CUckoo!)
We got time on our hands and destinies
(bum bum bum bum)
Crystal balls (balls!)
To fortune tellers
Reveal a swarm
of what-will-bees (zoom zoom zoom zoom)
All in all (all in all)
Like clocks and watches (BONG - CUckoo!)
We got time on our hands and destinies
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