Bad Day

Bad Day - The boys

When you get up in the morning

Just to watch your favourite show and it`s over

When you wanna make some tea

And you haven`t got a light for the cooker

When you finally find a match

But you haven't got a coin for the meter....

It`s a bad................... day

It`s a bad................... day

When you go to see your girl

In the middle of the night 'cos you love her

And you know it's not polite

But you don't knock on the door 'cos you know her

And she's with another guy

And they`re bouncing up and down on the sofa....

When you have to move your bed

'Cos the damp patch on the wall's getting nearer

And you move it to the wall

But you slip and put your head through the mirror

So you plaster up your face

And decide to stay in bed 'til it's over

When you find out that the horse

On the ticket that you lost is a winner

It`s your last slice of bread

And you burn it to a crisp in the toaster

And the horoscope you read

Says you should have stayed in bed till tomorrow...