Bad Guys

Jimmy was a boy aged 17

and he was the leader of a gang

but that was 20 years ago now he's a big shot

with lots of money on the bank

Pam his wife is nice and beautiful

and almost as old as his daughter

she likes expensive clothes and expensive cars

if I was nasty I'd say that he bought her

(Chorus):

why do all the women always want bad guys

is nasty behaviour an indication for dick size

why do all the women always want bad guys

ruthlessness and success, that's the formula for good sex

they met each other in a discothéque

she was dancing with a boy named Ben

Jimmy claimed he'd stepped on his snakeskin boots

and Jimmy fought for his right with bare hands

later in hospital Ben got the news

Jimmy was not gonna sue him

when Jimmy hung up the phone

Pam just went on

caressing Jimmie's tatooed skin

(Chorus)

Jimmy and Pam had romantic nights

and Jimmy never slapped her too hard

then he told her 'bout his tough childhood

and when he cried he touched her deep in her heart

one night he promised he'd be hers

forever this sentimental sinner

and she didn't mind that the ring he gave her

was sticking on it's owner's finger