Needlessly Complicated

I wanna tell him

But I can't tell him

How can I tell him

That Voldemort made horcruxes that are part of his soul

And his soul's split into seven and its hidden in these objects

And we've come back to Hogwarts so that we can find the last one

That's not something you can easily explain.

I wanna tell him

But I can't tell him

How can I tell him

We snuck into the Ministry to try to find a locket

But Umbridge had it hidden and then someone blew our cover

And we spent six months camping in the forest all alone

And Ron left us abandoned but then he soon returned

That's not something you can easily explain

Ohhhhh! We are on our own

Oooooh! Gotta finish this alone

Dumbledore left us with a secret task

So Neville we are sorry, but please don't ask

I wanna tell him

But I can't tell him

How can I tell him

That Harry said the name even though it was Taboo

And Death Eaters showed up and they took us to the Malfoys

And Bellatrix Lestrange went and tried to kill Hermione

And Dobby saved us all and then he died

Dobby died!

So Neville we apologize

We don't mean to antagonize

But to tell you this would be unwise

And needlessly complicated!

We'll tell you what you need to know

But just for now, please let it go

We wish that we could tell you so

But it not something we can easily explain!