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Artist: The Contortions
Canonical path: /the-contortions/bedroom-athlete
Related lyric paths: 6
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Bedroom Athlete
Read Bedroom Athlete lyrics by The Contortions on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bedroom Athlete
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You are the Marquis de Sade
You want your guns to go pop
You want your hot boys and chocolate centres
I can't, no I won't
I love to talk
So if you want me to walk you better find the spot that's not tender
I'm not a bedroom athlete
Baby I'm not toilet trained
I need to put you out
I need to be restrained
If you want quick service
You better use a pump
If you like hard wood
You better better, ah, you better use a stump
Hit me
Girl you're polished to a high gloss
You want someone to play boss
You want to tell me what orders to give you
I can't wear your disguise
I'm too over-officialised
I won't be your slave unless you will be mine
I'm not a bedroom athlete
Baby I'm not toilet trained
I need to stretch you out
I need to be restrained
If you want quick service
You better use a pump
If you like hard wood
You better better, ah, you better use a stump
Hit me
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