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Delivery Man

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Delivery Man

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[Chuck:]

I never had a stain on my shirt

I'm Pine Sol pine needle clean in the dirt

I got the works

I work the full shift full of work

Not work, work

But I shelf boxes of hotness

Don't drop it

Materials of value in those boxes

Don't box me

I'm Sugar Ray Leonard to them Boxers

Watch me not watch them

I'm like clockwork

Charles got a Flava Flav clock on his shirt

And it tick tock tick tock tick when it works

I pick mine, get twist mine, Jack it'll work

I got a smiley face have a nice day t-shirt

Mikey said you should wear it at our next concert

And... it's a poster of The Kids on the CD insert

Hands in the air even if your arms don't work

The Cool Kids banging on the speakers in your car system

Me and Mikey present: "When Fish Ride Bicycles"

[Chorus:]

Every time I kicks it raw

You know we too legit to fall

Of course you can get some more

But only if you get the door

It's the deliveryman - but I didn't order that

It's the deliveryman - but I didn't order that

It's the deliveryman - but I didn't order that

[Mikey Rocks:]

Add a little change to the pocketbook

I can shake each and every hand on an octopus

In the time it takes to blink - tick tock it took

Six seconds just to get the -ish poppin' - UH

Drop the hook

Let me drop a hint

I rhyme in tsunamis and this is just a drop of it

If you DJ you should get a drop of this

I could be talkative if I like what the topic is

If it's broke I got to fix it

If I'm not a whiz kid at it

Then I guarantee that my partner is

Show me where the socket is

I don't even need a toolbox

Give me a wrench and 15 minutes

And I'll having it kicking like you had six feet in it

I am ten-speed and my gears keep on clicking

My ears hear things that I can't even mention

Oh was that just part of the invention

I go bananas before I let the monkey throw the wrench in

Now that I got your attention

Old folks still waiting on your pension

I'm your new landlord just call me when the rent's in

[Chorus]

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