Please Don't

Four years and twenty-two shades of blonde

Is all that seperated us

Why couldn't we have carried on?

We could have got married

You could have carried some of my sons

You let me change the radio

Station in your car

Do you remember that time

I raised my voice

Because you said you'd never ever heard of the La's

You continued to get intimidated

But then your finger tips wrapped round those knuckles of mine

The fear walked home and your smile returned

And all of a sudden everything was fine

But those days have passed

And these types of relationship never last

So please don't pretend that we'll stay friends

Because you know as well as I do that that, well that just, it never happens

Well no, that just never happens

How come I always see you out

With those boys that we used to argue about?

You walk over all flustered and stuff

Telling everyone inside

That you've had enough

You spend eighty five per cent of your night

Trying to make me understand

Why you were standing so close while you're kissing him

Why you left that place holding his hand

Oh darling, can't you see

That it's got fuck all to do with me?

Please don't pretend that we'll stay friends

'Cause you know as well as I do that that, well that just, it never happens