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Artist: The Cross
Canonical path: /the-cross/penetration-guru
Related lyric paths: 6
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Penetration Guru
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Penetration Guru
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You've only got to say what you really need
You shall receive it
You've only got to know what you used to know
And then believe it
Contact me I'm no Darth Vader
Can't you see that I'm no stranger
Call to me when you're in danger
I'm your penetration guru
I'm an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I'll take you
I'll teach you how to live and never die
Never die - how about that
And when you see the signs you'll freeze your mind
Then you'll be free
And when you feel the force you'll realise
It's heaven for you and me
Contact me I'm no Darth Vader
Can't you see that I'm no stranger
Call to me when you're in danger
I'm your penetration guru
Yeah I'm an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I'll take you (yes I will)
I'll teach you how to live and never die
Never die
Never die - imagine that
I'm your penetration guru
Yeah I'm an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I'll take you (yes I will)
I'll teach you how to live and never die
Never die
I'm your penetration guru
Yeah I'm an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I'll take you
I'll teach you how to live and never die
Never die
Never die
A penetration guru
I'm your penetration guru
Penetration guru
Never die
Penetration
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