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Artist: The Darkness
Canonical path: /the-darkness/pat-pong-ladies
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Pat Pong Ladies
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Pat Pong Ladies
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We ventured out of the resort one night
Looking for something to do
We were drawn to the bright red lights
That's where I first saw you
We had heard about the beautiful lady boys
Mother nature couldn't make up her mind
They looked like guys from the waistband down
And they all looked like girls from behind
Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend
That my life is not a total failure
Find myself some company, find myself a friend
With both sets of genetalia
Pat pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-thai
No word of a lie, best I've ever had
We just couldn't wait to go down again when she stripped and watch you tease
Dancing ladies, ladies with no shame and unique abilities
Well produced, right every cup is for the mini boot, I guess a little sushi would be nice
Now the streets and food will milk it too, my white russian, can I get some ice?
I don't wanna be alone staring at the wall
Reflecting on my shortcomings and thoughts
An expression of true love is something magical
Between two or more consenting adults
Pat pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-thai
No word of a lie, best I've ever had
1, 2, 3, 4, Nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
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