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Artist: The Darkness
Canonical path: /the-darkness/shake-like-a-letucce-leaf
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Shake (Like a Letucce Leaf)
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Shake (Like a Letucce Leaf)
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Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
you know where you can stick your brown eggs!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
Chorus: (x2)
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
never could pronounce houderves,
cannot speak the language of love!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
Chorus x 2
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Repeat Chorus (x4)
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